things I find funny

collegecatholic:

tahthetrickster:

collegecatholic:

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

bold of you to assume that the tumblr staff knows enough about programming to develop such an app

This is honestly the best reblog of this post I’ve seen so far

earthsiqn:

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

showerthoughtsofficial:

If women were the ones with the ballsack, there would be so many bogus scrotal beautification products like special braces and wraps to keep it tight and smooth as you age.

j-the-latter-gay-saint:

when phantom of the opera comes on and u know it’s about a creepo who’s been grooming a young woman for years while pretending to be her dead father but the music still slaps

goodboysdeathsquad:

I want a tomahawk for Christmas. The missile or the ax, just surprise me.

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

lemonsharks:

curseworm:

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

showerthoughtsofficial:

There is a kid out there who was born on 4/20/00 that will turn 69 on 4/20/69.